lest ye be agnostic ...

PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS (AND LOVES ME):

Yes, I am now in the modern era - aka the age of Leopard. I am still playing with it, but so far, it is indeed proof of a beneficent Higher Being (whose favorite children are obviously the Mac users of the world, lol).


PROOF THAT THERE IS, IN FACT, A DEVIL:

And that dear old Mephistopheles is in fact a misogynistic factory foreman for one the trillion Chinese sweat-shops that supply Wal-Mart. You see, in a fit of stupidity/cheapness I thought I would give a $12 Wal-Mart bra a try (it galls me to no end to spend upwards of $35 whenever it's time for a new one of my beloved Goddess standbys). I was suckered in by the endorsement of Queen Latifah (an endorsement proven by one of the tags), it's pride in having a 'leotard-style back', and it's claim to minimize by a full 1.5 inches 'so clothes fit better'. Ok, that's a lie, I was suckered in by the price tag! But whatever the allure - what I got was a REALLY stiff neck, and a bra I wouldn't wear again if you paid me.

5 comments:

K said...

You are SO lucky I'm gay. :-)

LuluBunny said...

ROTFL!! :)

K said...

And congratulations! I'm SO happy you've decided to join the ranks of the technologically up-to-date. It will make SUCH a huge difference in your everyday computing life. :-)

K said...

Now, we just have to get you on Firefox 3 (though the Safari in Leopard will treat you like the princess you know you are) and Newsfire!

LuluBunny said...

I've been in love with Firefox for ages now (haven't even touched Safari in forever - not even on Leopard yet), but I think I'm still on Firefox 2 - me thinks I shall have to go upgrade right now :)

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