13 Stolen Thoughts

I will reserve the right to deny this in the future, but I was looking online at craigslist under the strictly platonic heading (because I suddenly realized I'm going to be moving back to a place I haven't lived in 7 years and I only know like 3 people there), and then I strayed onto the men looking for women section (47% because I was bored and it was there, 36% because it's always highly entertaining, and 17% because it hit me, quite suddenly, how long it's been since I've dated -- a number too horrid to admit, LOL). So while surfing through the endless insanity of normal guys with nothing better to do, lonely guys with nothing better to do, and perverts with (you guessed it) nothing better to do, I found an entertaining post (hey, at least he was fairly original) -- the general theme of which I will now happily filch, unbeknownst to him.

So, without further interference ... 13 Stolen Thoughts ..

1. I have a theory on who shot JFK.

2. I frequently need taking care of - but won't admit it, so mind your own damn bid'ness.

3. I hated school because I love to learn.

4. Once had a boyfriend tell me that the boobs and the glasses equal out to a whole sexy librarian look. I liked the sound of that, and never really felt like getting contacts ;)

5. I do not understand what it is about men and black coffee. I don't even know any men who don't take their coffee black - what is that about?

6. I could kick your ass if I had to, but I'm seriously hoping it doesn't come to that because I'm very into my mani-pedi's.

7. I give to charity (however, have learned not to include boyfriends, and most friends and family in that giving urge).

8. I love fishnets and red lipstick and anything that says Hollywood, 1947.

9. I love camping and hiking, and traveling to anywhere I haven't been before.

10. I have secrects I'll never tell.

11. I always talk to strangers, at least when they start it.

12. I know how to cook/bake/eat/drink/sew/knit/crochet/quilt/and fire a shotgun but don't ask me to do it all at once!

13. I argue till I win -- that is why I always win ;P


32 comments:

Knitting Maniac said...

And my husband just said "Hey! # 13 is you!"

Happy TT!

Mandy said...

I'm laughing...hard at the original post from the guy. That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

MysteriousLady said...

LOL! Happy thursday!

Lisa said...

Very creative 13! I used to surf CL for grins and you can find some of the most bizarre people there!

Have a great Thursday!

SunshineBlues said...

Cute list you lifted! Funny in all the right manly places! LOL I played early. So mine is up. Happy Thursday!

Lindsay said...

Funny List
LOVE IT
happy TT

Kimmy said...

That was great! Awesome, awesome, awesome! Very creative. Very entertaining. Good luck getting ol' whatshisname ;)
Happy T13! My list's up!

Nadiah Alwi said...

Great thoughts...

But, please explain #10 *me @ dummy look*

:D

Happy TT!

Mine's up...

Tracie said...

Very fun list!
My TT is up!

baggage said...

Cute idea! Craigslist is great for killing time!

bernie said...

1. I have a theory on who shot JFK.

And ....?

5. I do not understand what it is about men and black coffee. I don't even know any men who don't take their coffee black - what is that about?

I like my coffee light.

8. I love fishnets and red lipstick and anything that says Hollywood, 1947.

Oh my, yes.

9. I love camping and hiking, and traveling to anywhere I haven't been before.

You had me with the fishnets and the camping thing just made me go limp.

10. I have secrects I'll never tell.

That's your answer to 1. above?

11. I always talk to strangers, at least when they start it.

Allow me not to introduce myself.

12. I know how to cook/bake/eat/drink/sew/knit/crochet/quilt/and fire a shotgun but don't ask me to do it all at once!

4 things a man looks for in a woman:
1) great sex
2) I don't recall the rest.

I have mine up at TT - 13 Viruses Thursday

Tink said...

Great list! It made me smile. :-)
My TT is up!

MommyBa said...

Lovely list!!! :) I had fun reading it!

Happy Thursday!

Jenny Ryan said...

12. I know how to cook/bake/eat/drink/sew/knit/crochet/quilt/and fire a shotgun but don't ask me to do it all at once!

But how COOL would that be?!

Wicked Witch said...

Those are deep. They kind of remind me of postsecret.

ribbiticus said...

great list! mine's up! ;)

Trish said...

Fun list! :)

Happy TT!
I played too.

Mama Duck said...

What fun! Hope you are having a wonderful day - our TT is up and we're also hosting the Carnival of the Vanities this week if you haven't visited it already ;).

Christina said...

What a fun list! My husband would claim that I subscribe to thought #13. But what's the point in arguing if you don't win :p

Happy Thursday!

Barbara said...

#12 & 13 are the best! :)

My Thursday 13 is up.

Measi said...

Heh... I immediately wanted to yell "But I do!" to #5. None of my male friends take their coffee black. :) Hysterical list, though. A few of those make me wonder what else is written in their entries...

LaDonna said...

I don't know anybody that takes their coffee black, guys included.

Great list!

Sal said...

love your blog! Not sure I'm blog-knowledgeable enough to do the whole linking pinging tracking thign re the thursday thirteens, but I'll be back to read yours, that's for sure

BecK said...

I like #12! I'd pay money to see you actually do it!

Thanks for poppin in at my TT!

LuluBunny said...

Thanks you guys :)

Glad you enjoyed my crazy list - I L-O-V-E-D your comments!!

Momish said...

Great list! I thought it very funny! A nice lift to my night. I'll be back! Thanks for sharing.

Mr. 12 Step said...

Just ot let you know, i'm a guy and I don't like coffee at all.

amy said...

That was an honest post, thanks!

LuluBunny said...

Hi to Momish, 12Step, and Amy!

Thanks for checking out my T13 - and thanks to 12Step and Bernie I can now revise my list and say that I do know of men who don't go for black coffee - which is good since I was starting to think it was a conspiracy, LOL:)

Vera said...

interesting thoughts :)

thanks for checkin out my TT!
hugs,
Vera

jayne said...

#4...the librarian look. LOL

I AM a librarian (school one, even) and I think it's becoming clear why The Man prefers when I wear my glasses. Add the boobs and the knowledge that I SOOOO fit the librarian stereotype (you know, hiding something under the 'conservative' image)....teehee!

Jersey Girl said...

fun list...liked this one!

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